Dear Santa: Supercharged GMC Denali ed.

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12/07/2014 at 19:16 • Filed to: None

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What happens when Hennessy supercharges a 2015 GMC Denali? I re-mortgage my house. Well... I would if I had a house. The HE650 version will do 0-60 in 4.5 seconds and a 13.1 second quarter mile. It will also carry 7 people and all of your ski gear so you can hustle to the mountain at seriously unsafe speeds.

Some of you may know this, but I once owned a GMC Yukon Denali XL. It was a 2003 and it was absolutely amazing. Ever since that car, I have had a strong an irrational love for anything with a *Yukon* Denali badge . This is no exception.

This is also much faster.

*Edited even though the Terrain is NOT A REAL DENALI I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, MILKY


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 19:30

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Obligatory comment.

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 19:33

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I'm sorry but when you want a poor mans escalade over an escalade, yo priorities are #FUKT


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Milky
12/07/2014 at 19:35

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FUCK OFF MILKY


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Your boy, BJR
12/07/2014 at 19:38

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 19:54

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 19:58

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Waiting for the Hennessy powered Escalade.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Milky
12/07/2014 at 19:59

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Terrain soils the Denali name and I had successfully forgotten about it until right now

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Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Vicente Esteve
12/07/2014 at 19:59

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Would still prefer a Hennessy powered Yukon Denali. Not gonna lie.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 20:05

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Why!

haha I just really like the Escalade's taillights, so thats where my preference ignited.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 20:18

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I'm sorry for the wrongs I've done to you.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Milky
12/07/2014 at 21:07

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It's okay, Milky. I forgive you for your transgressions.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Vicente Esteve
12/07/2014 at 21:13

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Honestly I have no idea. Ahaha. I like the way the Suburban, Denali, and Escalade all look but I think it's because I had a Yukon Denali XL when I was 18 (only 2 years ago) and it will always hold a special place in my heart. So many shenanigans in that car. I guess it's mostly a nostalgia thing. Ahaha. That, and I do really like the way it looks.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 21:44

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The Denali's 6.2 was so powerful. The truck must have felt pretty brisk.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
12/07/2014 at 22:29

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you're also gonna be wrong .